Wtf is this?
Tracks
(Source: hopingicouldbesomeone)
I really hate it when people say
“Men shouldn’t call women fat”
“Men shouldn’t abuse women”
“Men shouldn’t rape women”
“Men shouldn’t be sexist”When really it should be
“Nobody should call anybody fat”
“Nobody should abuse anybody”
“Nobody should rape anybody”
“Nobody should be sexist”Stop blaming men for everything
do you wanna cuddle naked? yes or yes.
(Source: weekendwolvess)
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
no it isn’t fortnight means when the whole country joins together to make forts and throw pillows at each other
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
I love giving hickeys there..
(Source: bruisebruises)
Hypochondriac
“wow hes really attractive”
“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”
(Source: young-mister-moon)
(Source: pleasestopbeingsad)
(Source: ellendegeneres)
The anatomy of a Chihuahua.
(Source: kristenwiiggle)
